Like, Obviously.
"We don't do cash. We don't do ugly. We don't do our own laundry."
Like, do you even have to ask?
The Organized One
Becky always knows where her Starbucks is. She has a system. The system is buying a new one every 12 minutes. She once asked a barista if they accept "Daddy's tab" and was genuinely confused when they said no. Becky thinks the stock market is where you buy cute socks in bulk.
The Lost One
Stacy has lost 4,392 Starbucks drinks this year alone. She once left a venti pink drink on the roof of a Bentley and cried for three hours. She thinks "budget" is a type of handbag. She asked Siri to find her Starbucks and Siri gave up.
"Someone handed Stacy a $20 bill once and she tried to scan it with her phone."- Becky, explaining why they don't do cash
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Daddy's paying, so like, go crazy
A pink ceramic mug for when you've already lost the Starbucks you just bought. Holds coffee, tears, and regret.
Replica broken stiletto keychain. Because Stacy breaks a heel every single episode and at this point it's a lifestyle.
Hot pink crop top with rhinestone lettering. Pairs well with not knowing what a dollar looks like.
Two grumpy elderly dog plushies in a tiny return box. They were not accepted. Neither were the real ones.
Pink mesh trucker hat with gold embroidery. The answer is always yes when Daddy's card has no limit.
Sparkly pink phone case with a built-in AirTag pocket. For Stacy. It won't help but it's the thought that counts.
The ones we can't return, apparently
We want kittens SO bad. Like, tiny fluffy ones that match our outfits. We went to the shelter and asked if they do trades. They escorted us out. Literally so rude.
Status: Still TryingHe's like 900 years old and he judges us constantly. He once sat on Stacy's Starbucks and just... stayed there. We think he did it on purpose. He definitely did it on purpose.
Status: Non-RefundableShe barks at literally everything except actual threats. She has a pink diamond collar that costs more than most people's cars. She's earned nothing but we love her (kind of).
Status: Also Non-Refundable* No dogs were harmed or successfully traded during the making of this website. We asked. They said no. We're still processing it.
...and counting. Literally right now. She just lost another one.
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